DEAD MEN DON’T SWING
ALL ABOUT LAURA HAMILTON FITZ!
My name is Laura and I am in the second semester of my first year of college. I’ve hadn’t held such time before as a skip tracer, receptionist and a personnel manager for my cousins restaurant the Moose Burger Emporium. After being caught up in so many murder mysteries over the last years I finally decided I would become a crime scene investigator. This happened after Gerry and I got married and were embroiled in yet another murder mystery our honeymoon.
Not only am I embracing a career change, we also moved from our four story low rise building in Scarborough to a high rise apartment building in North York. We’re the building managers of this establishment.
You would think that a change in venue would change our luck. There is no chance of that happening anytime soon as we encounter yet another dead body found in the dumpster after a fall from a balcony. Trust me, I saw the guy fall. The fun doesn’t end there. Our new domicile includes a bitchy tenant association president by the name of Stella. Challenges the limitations of my anxiety medication on a daily basis. If that weren’t enough, there’s also a janitor at the college you can’t take no for an answer.
At a time where I should be worried about my GPA and remaining on the honour roll I have all this to deal with along with my mother who is on I want grandchildren kick! You can guess who is the target of her ranting lately, that’s right, me!
Wish me luck in graduating and merely staying alive, whichever comes first!