My name is Laura Fitz and I am a corpse magnet!

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COVER ART BY SEAMUS VAUGHAN

DEAD MEN DON’T SWING

ALL ABOUT LAURA HAMILTON FITZ!

My name is Laura and I am in the second semester of my first year of college. I’ve hadn’t held such time before as a skip tracer, receptionist and a personnel manager for my cousins restaurant the Moose Burger Emporium. After being caught up in so many murder mysteries over the last years I finally decided I would become a crime scene investigator. This happened after Gerry and I got married and were embroiled in yet another murder mystery our honeymoon.

Not only am I embracing a career change, we also moved from our four story low rise building in Scarborough to a high rise apartment building in North York. We’re the building managers of this establishment.

You would think that a change in venue would change our luck. There is no chance of that happening anytime soon as we encounter yet another dead body found in the dumpster after a fall from a balcony. Trust me, I saw the guy fall. The fun doesn’t end there. Our new domicile includes a bitchy tenant association president by the name of Stella. Challenges the limitations of my anxiety medication on a daily basis. If that weren’t enough, there’s also a janitor at the college you can’t take no for an answer.

At a time where I should be worried about my GPA and remaining on the honour roll I have all this to deal with along with my mother who is on I want grandchildren kick! You can guess who is the target of her ranting lately, that’s right, me!

Wish me luck in graduating and merely staying alive, whichever comes first!

About karenwritesmurder

I am a writer, blogger and radio host. I love to read and my love of books has lead me down this path. People tell me I write like Janet Evanovich. I take that as a compliment as I love her Plum books. I feel like Stephanie and Laura could be best friends.
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3 Responses to My name is Laura Fitz and I am a corpse magnet!

  1. dellanioakes says:

    Reblogged this on Cereal Authors and commented:
    Laura, the corpse magnet!

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