Lieutenant Sarah French leaned over the latrine and lost her lunch for the 3rd day running. In her head, she did the math and realized her last cycle was AWOL.

” Shit! so much for my theory of the flu or food poisoning.” She swore.

What to do? Sarah tried to recall who she had been with, not that their were many but she hand kind of gone nuts after Ensign Todd threw her over for a stripper on Beta station.    Sure she’s got bigger boobs but compared to Sarah any one did. Sarah thought it was safe to assume Barbie Bosoms didn’t have a degree in aeronautical engineering. In fact Sarah doubted the bitch couldn’t even spell it!

Sarah sighed and came to the realization who she might have made a baby with. She had a fling with the driver of a interstellar garbage scow! It was…